Malleability versus Ductility

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From the Cartoon Laws of Physics comes the following wisdom:


Cartoon Law VIII: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.


Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.


Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.


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Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, September 12 2009 @ 07:22 AM PDT Malleability versus Ductility
I propose that there is only one black cat in the universe. It travels infinitely fast so it appears to be in multiple places at once.

I came to this conclusion after burying a black cat that had been been hit by a car. When I came home the animal was sitting on the porch and begging for breakfast.

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