"That's no melon!"

Tuesday, July 22 2008 @ 10:24 PM PDT

Contributed by: Windell

"That's no melon!"
One cantaloupe, a knife, and five minutes. Your very own (and very tasty) planet-killing superweapon.

Hint 1: Center the "crater" around where the stem was connected so that the darker fibers under the skin point towards the center of it.

Hint 2: Stretch a string around the melon to help guide your equatorial trench.

(Also: you don't really need that exhaust port. It's a weakness.)

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