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"That's no melon!"

"That's no melon!"
One cantaloupe, a knife, and five minutes. Your very own (and very tasty) planet-killing superweapon.

Hint 1: Center the "crater" around where the stem was connected so that the darker fibers under the skin point towards the center of it.

Hint 2: Stretch a string around the melon to help guide your equatorial trench.

(Also: you don't really need that exhaust port. It's a weakness.)

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Tracked on Sunday, July 27 2008 @ 12:01 AM PDT
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RE:"That's no melon!"
From: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 09:36 AM PDT
Hey, that's _awesome_ ! I love your creativity :)
"That's no melon!"
From: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 09:57 AM PDT
Someone has (had?) a little too much free time on their hands.

I'm jealous.
"That's no melon!"
From: PlanetInline on Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 02:56 PM PDT
Sweeeet...

Unless its not in season....
"That's no melon!"
From: RichM on Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 04:00 PM PDT
Keep it on the counter for three or four weeks and your guests will recognize its foul stench too.
"That's no melon!"
From: Anonymous on Wednesday, July 23 2008 @ 08:31 PM PDT
'This is not the exhaust port you are looking for.'
After a couple of days on the counter, you may find Things in your trash-masher, also.
"That's no melon!"
From: Anonymous on Monday, July 28 2008 @ 10:26 AM PDT
If you're gonna play with melons at least turn it into a breast or something. Maybe a Death Breast like the one on Digitalfuntown.com . . . What a way to go ;-)