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Matt's awesome chip desk

What does one do 434 discarded Itanium CPUs? Matt Tovey was inspired by our Chip Trivet, and used them to make this awesome computer desk.
The CPU modules were scrapped as the result of a supercomputer upgrade, and were presumably functional before having their heat sinks taken off-- a herculean effort for that many CPUs! Matt says that the list price for the lot of chips was over US$800,000 in 2006 and that the desk contains about 2.8 TFLOPs of computing power, about the same as 900 3.2GHz P4s. Matt started with a plain desk, tiled in the CPUs, and added wooden edging and a beveled glass top. Nice work!

I just love the way that this desk looks. But it gives me an idea too-- take it one step further, and what if it worked? You could use a single, giant PCB for the motherboard which sat underneath the glass surface of the desk. With that much area, you could fit in a lot of processing power. On the cheap (or moderately cheap), one could imagine instead filling the inside of a desk top with low-cost (even last-generation) PC motherboards to make a great looking beowulf cluster or render farm that doesn't take up any desktop or rack-mount space.

Sadly, Matt's page has moved on to the great /dev/null in the sky, but the mirror still shows some of the build photos.

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Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Thursday, August 23 2007 @ 09:21 AM PDT
Since it's all solid state, the biggest change in making the desk actually work would be heat output. Good in the winter, but otherwise unimpressive.

Now if the glass-enclosed desk computer were *mechanical*, that would be awesome!
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Thursday, August 23 2007 @ 04:00 PM PDT
If only someone in Intel's sales department in 1999 could see this.

(Maybe not, though. They'd kill themselves.)

Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Thursday, August 23 2007 @ 04:26 PM PDT
Looks good, but damn, what a waste.
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Thursday, August 23 2007 @ 05:41 PM PDT
if you did make a giant computer out of it, you defineatly wouldn't have to heat that room of the house!
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Thursday, August 23 2007 @ 11:21 PM PDT
Liquid cooling. I remember seeing a liquid made by 3M that would work.
So the site's gone, just week later?
From: Anonymous on Monday, August 27 2007 @ 10:27 AM PDT
Anyone know why the dude's blog was taken down? Hopefully it didn't have to do with getting Dugg.
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 28 2007 @ 09:13 AM PDT
I like the miniature French pattern locksmith's hammer sticking out of the coffee cup.
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Wednesday, August 29 2007 @ 09:27 PM PDT
I love it!!!

How about this little ornament for the holidays? http://www.ornageeks.com.

hehe
Matt's awesome chip desk
From: Anonymous on Wednesday, September 19 2007 @ 07:55 PM PDT
Its a Chip off the old block...