Malleability versus Ductility

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From the Cartoon Laws of Physics comes the following wisdom:

Cartoon Law VIII: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.

Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might
comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed,
accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed.
After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap
back, or solidify.

Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

1 thought on “Malleability versus Ductility

  1. I propose that there is only one black cat in the universe. It travels infinitely fast so it appears to be in multiple places at once.

    I came to this conclusion after burying a black cat that had been been hit by a car. When I came home the animal was sitting on the porch and begging for breakfast.

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